Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Monday Night Mayhem

Now I know I promised a follow up on the fairytale stories, but I figured that can wait until Saturday after "Grimm" has aired.  Don't forget, folks: 9pm on NBC, this Friday night!  As if you guys have nothing better to do - that is why man invented DVR.  Mine saves me every Monday night.  Now in exchange for a follow up I figured I could regale you all with the sheer number of shows that are recorded in my house on Monday nights.  Of course this number was more impressive a couple weeks ago - so let's jump into my Delorean and head back a few weeks!

Welcome to the Monday night line-up!  In my house we have three DVR's.  Yes - THREE.  And we need them all.  Scary, I know.  My family is a tv family.  My mom blames my dad, and I blame the wonderful distraction of colorful pixels and stories I seem to always try to predict (and 98% of the time I am right *toot*toot*).  Anyway, the first show to leave the Monday line-up was the wonderful new series "Alphas", a SyFy original series that made me reminisce about a lovely show I used to watch called "Heroes".  The two shows do not have many similarities at all - unless you make wild associations like Red Flag=Sylar, etc. - but the theme of super-powered human beings is one that I love.  The first season introduced a motley crew of Alpha investigators, and I fell in love with each character...especially Gary.  The first season wrapped up at the end of the summer, but they are already signed up for a second season.  This news makes me super happy and I give the new show an A right out of the gates.

Now having lost one Monday night show Fall Season started to amp up!  First we have "The Lying Game", a guilty pleasure for my Monday night line-up.  This ABC Family new series is about twin teenage sisters who swap places and cause a big commotion with scandal and a very attentive DA hovering around them.  Why do I watch this show?  Or more importantly, why do I enjoy it?  Because everyone needs a guilty pleasure.  For one - I love Emma's character.  The way she changes Sutton's world around, I mean, kudos to her.  Sure the possy of people who call themselves Sutton's friends should have noticed if they were true friends, which I'm sure says something about those relationships, but this is not an Emma problem.  The problem is with Sutton - who plays evil twin in the worst way.  She's selfish, greedy, and unappreciative.  I understand wanting to find your birth mother, but being a bitch to the woman who raised you just because she wasn't your real mom?  Come on, Sutton - that's low.  All in all this show lacks the mental suspense to keep me dying for each episode, but holds strong on the drama and character content that makes me still come back every week.  It may be low brow, but I'm not a teenager, so I'm not their target audience and probably not the best person to judge.  I give it a solid C+.

Next we have the first show of the season to bite the dust: "The Playboy Club".  To say I was disappointed about this outcome is an understatement.  Right off the bat the show emerged as an early favorite in the new series race for me, but only three episodes in and the show was shut down.  It was extremely disheartening, especially because I am a big fan of Amber Heard and I was excited to see her on the flat screen.  I had the show running at a solid B, and was intrigued by the hidden gay and lesbian plot but alas we shall never know what that amounted to.  I hate when shows get cut off so early on.  Makes me wonder what could have been.  Le sigh.  Wonder if they will release the remaining three episodes that were definitely filmed according to IMDB?  If you know the answer please fill me in!

Moving on we have the double trouble of two two-hour shows!!  "Dancing with the Stars" and "The Sing-Off" both air from 8-10pm on Mondays.  "Dancing with the Stars" gets special treatment, recorded downstairs on the big tv in the living room.  This is because it is one of dad's shows.  Most seasons, I will be honest, I did not watch.  At least not the whole time.  It's hard when you're in college.  There's no time for tv.  Clearly I'm making up for it now!  Anyway, this season has quite an interesting cast.  I know when I heard the cast revealed there was one person in particular I was excited to see on the list: Hope Solo.  First off talk about a gorgeous and strong woman!  She was incredible in the World Cup, and USA should have won in my opinion (I'm still bitter about some ref calls that were made but c'est la vie).  Still, having her in the spotlight was a really cool kicker at the end of the biggest summer for US Women's soccer in quite a while.  I still route for her every week, and this week especially.  Sometimes the judges make me mad, and I'm kind of glad Maks fought about this.  They judge people individually rather than as a whole.  What I mean is they expect more from certain competitors and judge them harsher when they are not up to par.  I am going to stop this rant before it gets out of hand.  Tuesday nights for me are a big deal - not because of the elimination but because of all the professional performances.  This week is Broadway week!!!  So I cannot wait for the incredibly talented Kristin Chenoweth to perform again!  Now this is a show I could live without, and one we fast-forward through most of, so unfortunately it gets an average approval rating of a C.  Let's be honest - anything lower than this and I probably wouldn't watch it.

Now "The Sing-Off" is my show!  This one I get to watch when I crawl into bed in the wee hours of Tuesday morning.  I love acapella music.  Spell it how you will it is still incredible and unique.  It is the third season for this show and the biggest yet.  I have my favorites as always but for this one I like to keep those groups to myself.  I will say that this season has been the hardest for me to narrow down my favorites.  If you like music you will love this show.  This is music in its rawest form.  So pure with only the voices of the contestants to carry them through each round.  And the panel of judges can't be beat!  This season Sara Bareilles joined Ben Folds and Shawn Stockman, replacing Nicole Scherzinger.  She has been such a great addition to the team!  Each week she is funny and her critiques are always good without being mean.  She even made light of her newness to the position which made the audience laugh and I'm sure put the vocal groups at ease.  The three judges are all so talented it is easy to leave the decisions of who stays and goes in their hands.  That's right, people.  Unlike all those other reality competitions this one does not rely on audience votes.  The judges alone decide who goes home in every episode...at least for the majority of the season.  Some people might not like this, but I think America can get these things wrong more than they care to admit.  I mean, look at this season of "America's Got Talent"!  Team iLuminate should have won.  That is an act that was fresh, inspiring, and something that could sustain a Vegas act.  Again, my opinion, but after all, this is my blog.  Back to "The Sing-Off", I give the show a solid A-, and it gets the minus only because I find myself fast-forwarding through a lot of fluff (mostly the videos for the groups I don't care for in order to save time).

This entry is already way longer than I had anticipated, but I did warn you that Monday was a big night for me and tv.  I'll just get the 'parent shows' out of the way.  "Castle", a great show from what I've seen, but unfortunately I did not get into it in the beginning.  It started at a bad time for me college wise so I never really got on track with watching it, but I wish I would have.  From what I've seen the characters have enormous depth and the detective and writer side-kick bit is fresh and new.  Plus it made me want to write watching through the first season on DVD.  That is a definite plus.  This is one of my mom's shows, and yes, we buy the books.  I'm not sure if she finished the third because she has been trying to get through The Help since the middle of the summer.  For the reason that I do not watch the show regularly I will not rate it.  The same goes for "Hawaii Five-0" which I will occasionally sit down and watch with the parents for one very good reason: Eye Candy!  Need I say more?  Of course I still call Alex O'Loughlin's character Mick because of a little show he was on a few years back called "Moonlight" but my parents have caught on to Mick = Steve.  Again, I will not rate this one because I do not watch the show on a regular basis. 

Now I'm down to my last three shows; One old, two new.  The old one is "Gossip Girl".  Now I love drama, but recently this one has been a bit much for me.  For two years this show has been one of the ones that I push aside in favor of homework, but this season - now that I'm actually watching on a regular basis - I see that it can be forgetable...hence my lack of watching in the past.  I feel that sometimes the things happening are things I have seen over and over again.  Some lack of originality mixed with super drama (beyond the level of drama I like) and a heaping spoonful of predictability has moved this show from its once high and mighty A rating all the way down to a C+.  Maybe this season it will pick itself back up.

My two new shows start in the 8 o'clock slot on Fox with the new hit "Terra Nova".  Dad and I love our science fiction shows (our summer show this year was "Falling Skies", something we looked forward to watching every week).  The show is new and while it has set up some good storylines, I am not entirely sure what direction it will be taking.  To me this is a plus!  I like not being able to predict things about a show as this is a rare occurrence for me.  Though I will say that some predictability will be appreciated in the future - because if I can't see a story arc I may just toss the show out - right now setting up the characters and the foundation are the main focus, as they should be.  I am happy to give this an early approval rating of a B+ with hopes for improvement as we move along in the premiere season.

The last show on the list - if I haven't forgotten any - is actually the newest star to the line-up.  "Hart of Dixie" is a new show on The CW at 9pm.  This show has a Sweet Home Alabama feel to it, though I have seen promise.  This is the newest show to my line-up because I watched all five of the first episodes today.  I apparently felt the need to fill in some missing time from the loss of a few lingering summer shows.  Rachel Bilson plays a young doctor who comes to Alabama to take up a general practice given to her by the father she never knew was really her father.  Confusing?  Not really if you watch the show.  I like this show because I love small town living and this show is full of that kind of atmosphere.  It has that "Gilmore Girls" Stars Hollow charm with the quirky characters and the "Everwood"-esque doctor vs. doctor mentality.  There's drama and humor, a good mix to make for a nice easy to watch show to fill out the Monday night agenda.  The early rating on this one is also a B+, for very different reasons.

Well, I hope you had a pleasant Monday.  And just in case there was something that you would rather not be doing, well, I think I just gave you a few options of what you could be doing instead.

Summing up the Ratings

"Alphas" = A
"The Lying Game" = C+
"The Playboy Club" [Cancelled] = B
"Dancing with the Stars" = C
"The Sing-Off" = A-
"Gossip Girl" = C+
"Terra Nova" = B+
"Hart of Dixie" = B+

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Fairytales are IN this season!! ...Or are they?

An image from the upcoming ABC series "Once Upon A Time"

What's with the fairytale market these days?  Seems like this year is the fairytale year for television.  Even the latest episode of "Gossip Girl" (one of my Monday night guilty pleasures which airs at 8pm on The CW) referenced the classic fairytale lifestyle in their latest episode.  The new fairytale stories begin with "Once Upon A Time" which will premiere Sunday, October 23 at 8pm on ABC.  The show is about fairytale characters that have been trapped in a modern world by the Evil Witch of the fairytale land.  This idea to me is reminiscent of Disney's live-action princess story Enchanted which came out in 2007 starring the adorable Amy Adams and the always dapper Patrick Dempsey.  Spoiler Alert:  In Enchanted the Evil Queen - played by the incredible Susan Sarandon! Love her! - sends Giselle (Adams) to New York via a magical well which leads to a pot hole in the middle of Time Square. [/Spoiler]  And that's where the similarities end. The promos for "Once Upon A Time" show a disgruntled evil Queen/Witch character, a few other characters that seem akin to Snow White stories (i.e. Snow White and her Prince), and your friendly neighborhood baby-stealer Rumplestilskin.  The witch casts a spell that sends her along with her subjects into a modern day sort of world where they all live in a quaint town called Storybrooke. The fact that Storybrooke is located in Maine just feels right to me.  Maine has its own special small town quality.  And for some reason I always think eerie thoughts about it.  Maybe it's the vast expanse between towns, or it could be Stephen King's fault (Storm of the Century happens to be a particular favorite of mine).  Either way the town is nestled away somewhere that no one would really question a mysterious town popping up.

The first episode of the season promises to introduce us to both sides of this show - The Fairytale "real world" and the Modern Storybrooke world, which for the purposes of the show, is in fact the "fictional world".  Now hold onto your shorts, people, because I'm about to reveal some of the goodies about this show.  First off, the top-billing reason to at least watch the pilot is that the show was born from the brilliant minds of some of the people behind "Lost"!  That's right, some of the former "Lost" writers and producers are behind this one, so I'm expecting a good mind shag to put this in American PG-13 terms.  Sorry for all you brits reading this one, no offense intended by my language.  While "Lost" had me in the first couple of seasons, and - for lack of a better term - lost me in the later ones, I'm hoping this show will stay on a good suspenseful track; one that is not predictable or confusing to a point where I stop caring.  The fairytale idea has promise, though.  I am intrigued to see how that will play out.  My second little goodie comes in the form of a repetitive character idea that I found quite interesting: adopted kids.  Well, one is not a kid any longer, but the theme seems to run in the family.  Emma Swan [Jennifer Morrison], who seems to be the main character from modern day world, has no idea that she is meant to be a part of this fairytale world.  None of the fairytale characters know who they truly are and that they are just trapped in Storybrooke because of a spell.  Anyway, in the first episode it will be revealed that Emma is not only a child of the foster care system, but that she also became pregnant when she was 18 and decided to put that child up for adoption when she decided that she would not be a good parent.  The fact that Emma was given up by her parents is something I'm going to have to guess could only be the work of our good friend Rumplestilskin.  Based on the previews I have seen, and some very interesting info I dug up from reliable sources, I'm guessing that Emma is the daughter of Snow White and her Prince Charming.  Emma was born in fairytale land, but Rumplestilskin probably made a deal to find a loophole back into fairytale world at the expense of Emma.  For this reason, Emma is separated from her family in the "real world" and is probably going to be the key to breaking the evil Queen's curse.  Funny enough she finds out about the whole 'Everyone in Storybrooke is a fairytale character trapped and you're the daughter of Snow White" from her own son, who is ten-years-old at this point.  He ran away to Boston to find her and she drives him back to Storybrooke.  Emma apparently makes the decision to stay in Storybrooke, but this leaves me wondering if that is really her choice or an act of witchcraft/spell-trickery.  For instance, she stays because she wants to learn more but this impulse is something that is an effect of the curse placed on the people in the town.  Think "Hotel California" if you are a classic rock fan, or more likely think a reverse Repelling Charm if you're a HP fan.

In the interest of time and spoilers I will end my discussion on this show there and revisit after the pilot has aired.  The second fairytale genre show will be coming Friday, October 28th at 9pm on NBC.  From the executive producers who were gracious enough to give us Buffy and Angel now bring to the flat screen "Grimm".  The tagline for the show is "This isn't a fairy tale. The stories are real." which says it all really.  In this show all of the stories that the Grimm Brothers wrote were real.  Those things really happened and they were documented, not fictionalized.  This show takes place in a modern day setting where the main character finds out that he is the descendant of the Grimms, so he himself is a Grimm.  He has the ability to see supernatural beings which are hidden from the rest of the world.  Think Men in Black, where J and K know that aliens exist so they are able to spot them in a crowd.  I had a better analogy but I forgot what it was.  Anyway, it looks like Grimm is a cop AND he's going to befriend a werewolf that he tries to stalk.  That's a good way to make friends.  "Hey man, I know you were all set on killing me 'cause I'm a werewolf and you're a Grimm and that's how things go, but maybe this time we could just share a beer and I'll help you get over all this 'I'm seeing supernatural beings wtf' shit and you can repay me by not shooting me with silver bullets 'cause that's totally cliche."  I'm afraid I don't know as much about this show as I do about "Once Upon A Time".  There wasn't as much to find on it.....or maybe it's just because it's 3:35am and I'm too tired to care about the spoiler details.  Probably a little of both.  Either way I'm excited to add another supernatural show to my Friday nights, considering all I have now is "Supernatural" and while I love to watch Jensen do his thing I still need more to sustain me through the weekend.  OH! I remembered another analogy, though I don't think this was my original one. Okay: So Grimm being able to see the supernatural beings is like in the movie The Last Unicorn and the unicorn gets caught by Mommy Fortuna and she looks around at all the other beasts that Mommy puts on display and she can see through the magic; She can see that the manticore is really just an old lion, and the dragon is a snake, etc. etc. SEE! I came up with a better analogy.  It's been an off day.

So now you know to keep an eye out for the new fairytales coming to a flat screen near you. 

     Reminder: "Once Upon A Time" airs Sunday, October 23 at 8pm on ABC
            &        "Grimm" airs Friday, October 28th at 9pm on NBC


Feel free to comment here with your thoughts after tonight's pilot.  Do you think fairytales are in this season?  I know I am looking forward to it, and I can't wait to hear what all of you have to say!


Coming Soon: Hot new TV Bromance, and Decade Pieces: What hit and what missed.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Procrastination 101

Surfing the internet when you're supposed to be doing a paper.  Cleaning instead of working on homework.  Playing video games instead of cleaning. Been there done that.  Hopefully I can make your procrastination a little more fun.  This shall be my letter of intent:

Dear Reader;

I intend to give you something to do when you don't want to do what you're supposed to be doing.  Makes sense, right?  Welcome to the fabulous world of procrastination.  My name is Effie and I shall be your host on this lovely adventure.  My go-to procrastination forms are movies, tv shows, video games, books, music, and random internet content.  I have now taken it upon myself to make your procrastination a little bit easier. Here's to hoping I can get you addicted to something that won't be detrimental to your health - but possibly to your GPA.

It is time to discover the things I do instead of doing things.